"What happens if you haven't got a bedpost.
We've got one of those Divans, very content"

"Anyway on with the show and singing his latest recording
Ray Ellington"

Fe-fe, fi-fi, fo-fo, fum
I smell smoke in the auditorium

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
Why's everybody always pickin' on me

That's him on his knees
I know that's him
Yeah, from 7 come 11
Down in the boys' gym

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
Why's everybody always pickin' on me

Who's always writing on the wall
Who's always goofing in the hall
Who's always throwing spit balls
Guess who (who, me) yeah, you

Who walks in the classroom
Cool and slow
Who calls the English teacher
Daddy-O

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
Why's everybody always pickin' on me

Who walks in the classroom
Cool and slow
Who calls the English teacher
Daddy-O

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
Why is everybody always pickin' on me
Pickin' on me
Pickin' on me...

"That was Ray Ellington telling us about Charlie Brown.
The things these school kids get up to. I don't know about you
but when I was art school I was a right terror"
